just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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