We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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