Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
