that's an acceptable place to lick
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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