I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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