We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I can't turn off my feet"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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