soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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