I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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