There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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