census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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