put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
foreskin is a definite game changer
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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