he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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