we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
This is my gift to your gina
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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