Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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