I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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