Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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