thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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