"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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