If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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