I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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