I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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