3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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