I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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