So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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