so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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