u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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