I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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