If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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