What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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