i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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