I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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