Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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