Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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