Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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