It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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