have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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