shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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