I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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