if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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