I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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