i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
