You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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