Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Randomize
