WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Boobs speak an international language.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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