I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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