bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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