I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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