We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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