covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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