did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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