Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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