I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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