if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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